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Del Duio wrote:

kevinski wrote:

I hear Pee-Wee Herman say, "THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT!" Of course, it's followed by *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP* and a crowd yelling, "Deep in the heart of Texas!" Then I woke up.

Haha, me and some of my friends did that before in a town square around here. The thing is, if somebody (me in this case) has the guts to shout "THE STARS AT NIGHT, ARE BIG AND BRIGHT" as loud as they can in the middle of town, nobody usually has a problem with the claps and the follow-up. Or at least nobody I know.

kevinski wrote:

Ah, yet another dream...

I'm not sure if it was H2 or not, but I was playing some sort of game made by none other than Del Duio, and it had this sweet-looking multi-segmented boss in it. I remember that I was about to post on the forums, saying how awesome it was. It was all a dream, though.

Del Duio wrote:

kevinski wrote:

I was playing some sort of game made by none other than Del Duio, and it had this sweet-looking multi-segmented boss in it.

That sounds like my dream, not yours.

kevinski wrote:

Okay, here's a weird one. I was (I believe) at work (or wherever I was supposed to be working in the dream, anyway). For some reason, molten lava balls and big rocks, both the size of bowling balls, would just suddenly start bouncing down this one hallway every so often, then it'd stop for a few minutes, starting again a few minutes later. A co-worker asked me to figure out where they were coming from, so I started walking down the hallway once it stopped to find the source.

Well, as soon as I rounded this one corner, I saw a burn barrel in the middle of the hallway. Sure enough (according to my suspicions in the dream, anyway, as I've never seen a burn barrel do this in real life), molten lava starts to overflow out of the burn barrel, forming molten lava balls on the floor. Of course, I decided to get the Hell outta there. XD

So, I run back down the hallway, expecting the aforementioned molten lava balls and rocks to start bouncing down the hallway. Doesn't happen. I go the other way down the hallway again, and there's now a different-looking area there. Rather than just the hallway, there's now a more open area, this one sealed off with the ceiling sprinklers going off to take care of the molten lava balls. We go in there to make sure that everything was under control, and we evacuate afterwards, now outside of a school for some reason (although I know that I wasn't inside of a "school" previously).

So, it's your typical fire drill-looking fare, with us standing right outside the building (really, too close for a fire). Despite being outside of this school, it looked as though there was some sort of visit from higher-ups going on at the time (although they looked to be from Target, rather than where I work now). We were on a bus, and there was this really fat guy who was asking me various questions about the company.

All of a sudden, as I was looking toward the school, I could see a much of Japanese firepeople (I suppose not firemen, as I'm pretty sure that some of them were women), running really fast through the building in single file, spraying water with hoses in all directions and singing, "Fiya fiya fiya fiya fiya! Fiya fiya fiya fiya fiya!" And yes...there was music playing.

Really...what the Hell? XD

Del Duio wrote:

Yeah, I already thought of that actually. Like my dad used to say when the answer was no: "WE'LL SEE..."

kevinski wrote:

"Ask your mother..."

kevinski wrote:

All right...

So, I had this dream that my stomach hurt a bit on the left side. I look down, and - oh, that's why - I have a bunch of sewing needles stuck in there. Thus, I begin to pull them out. I eventually woke up as I was pulling the last of them out.

Del Duio wrote:

Hey you misspelled "Cool poison darts"

Del Duio wrote:

well this Dream happend LONG ago
so i have no idea

kevinski wrote:

I don't usually remember dreams after a long period of time, which is why I usually post them immediately after waking up.

Waaaaaait a minute!

This:

this one is from LONG ago
i had it copied down the next day because its the first one i remembered well....i still think it sucks how i wrote it out

I think the best dream i ever had could have a movie made out of its plot, the only thing is i only remember certain things from it.

Ok i am in this extravagent house with some friends of mine.(Note: I didn't know any of the freinds in my dream.) So we go into the dining room it and it has this Man, on the table is one thing a plant with yellow like seed things on it. One of my freinds eat one of the seeds, and he begins to change, he now has a menacing tone in his voice and he has the urge to kill.So he goes up to one of my other freinds puts his hands on the side of their head and smashes it like a tomato.

So my other freinds ate the seeds to save their lives, only me and one other friend didn't eat them. So a little bit later when they come back we put the seeds in our mouth but don't eat them. I feel a warmth pulse through my body. So when they apperently had left we spit them out. But just a few minutes later we end up back in the dining room and out of shear fear we eat the seeds, and again i feel this warmth pulse through my body. So we go into the backyard and think of a way out. We then find out that with the seeds give you abnormal abilitys. We were able to jump over a 15 foot wall and then over some fences.

(I don't remember what happens here.)

Later we go to a cruise ship to find out the wherabouts of the "Gate". The gate is a portal between our plane and the demon plane. The gaurds would not let us on so we back away a bit and jump on the ship. Now after we finally track him down my friend has dissapeared, and I hear him talking about something i don't remember what. So i come up and ask him what happened to my parents and my brother. He says he doasnt know but there is a nervous tone and look about him. Then out of nowhere my brother and the Man appear and threaten the person i was questioning. So iI jump up and grab there heads and throw them into the walls. My brother then asks "Where are Mom and Dad?" And i tell him "Mom and Dad are Dead." So he gets angry and rushes out, the man tells me where the "Gate" is and I leave.

As soon as I go out the door i am shot at by some suits so i pull out a Magnum .357 and start shooting them. I then jump into the water and try to make it to the island where the "Gate" is but I end up getting killed in the water.

Well i know it's not that great but i put down what i remembered.

Dude, these are riddled with spelling errors on words I know how to spell, plus I don't remember writing this. Did I write this or was this a quote from somebody else (I hope)!

Even the follow-up has incorrect punctuation, no capitialzation, and more misspelling:

well this Dream happend LONG ago
so i have no idea


Say WHAAAT!?

Del Duio wrote:

Dude, these are riddled with spelling errors on words I know how to spell, plus I don't remember writing this. Did I write this or was this a quote from somebody else (I hope)!

Even the follow-up has incorrect punctuation, no capitialzation, and more misspelling:

well this Dream happend LONG ago
so i have no idea


Say WHAAAT!?

Hahahaha...sorry about that. I corrected the quotation. Man, I was having trouble breathing from laughing so hard at your reaction to this, especially when I re-read what happened in the dream. XD XD XD

Last night, I had this dream that I was walking past this barber shop, and I saw Babu Bhatt (from Seinfeld inside, obviously with no customers - poor bastard). I went inside and made an appointment out of pity, but I ended up being late for it. He ended up refusing me service. Amusingly, I even found myself throwing a "BABUUUU!!!" (kinda like how Jerry always said it on the show) in there. I soon found myself handcuffed and hung from the ceiling by said handcuffs. I started trying to shake myself loose, and I was causing the lights and whatnot to come crashing down. I honestly can't remember much else. And no, I haven't been watching too much Seinfeld. In fact, I've just been watching Pee-Wee's Big Adventure over and over and over again.

I usually forget about the dreams I have right after waking up, but today´s I can remember quite well, it was about cats and it was very suspenseful:

It was me in the little rural town where some uncles of mine live, I was just wandering in the streets when I found a very peculiar cat, it was orange with white belly, round head and blunt ears, I´d say it was pedigree, overall it looked kinda like a real life garfield, it was not obese or anything though. I carried it, and my cousin (who appeared out of nowhere) told me to go find its owner, so we kept on walking till we reached the street´s dead end marked by a chain link fence. We saw like 4 more of those cats on our way there.

We could hear meowing on the last wooden house which was next to the fence, so we assumed the owner lived there, we knocked the gate (which was made of steel, weird!) but no one answered, I slided the gate open and found out there were like four "stables" with lots of those orange cats in them of all sizes. I let go of the cat by then, I had the feeling these guys were doing something illegal by farming those cats, next I know a huge truck with polarized windows parked on the other side of the fence.

The guys who came out of the car looked like dealers. My cousin went running like a bullet, I just stood there paralyzed, turned away slowly and started walking as if nothing happened, seemed like some cats were finding a way out of there, because of the ones I found roaming in the street. I started quickening my pace and snatched one of those cats on the way, hoping to make profit out of it (I know, I´m a greedy bastard XD). I had a feeling that the truck was following me so I started running.

It was dusk by then, I wanted to lose them by going to my uncle´s house and hide in there, but was afraid that some of the streets dead ended, I saw a girl about my age and asked for directions I also told her I was being followed. She told me to follow her and went into some elementary school, there was no gate, we crossed the courtyard and at the end there was a little river and  bridge that lead to the main building. She dropped into the river and told me to hide in there.

So I did, it was not deep at all nor flowing, unfortunately the truck quickly showed up and the stupid cat started to freak out because of the water, the girl was desperately telling me to let it go, cause they´ll find us, of course that was uncalled for. I let the cat go and was afraid it revealed our hiding place, the truck parked right in front of where we were. I was feeling guilty for involving the girl but I didn´t really asked her to help me and it was a really dumb idea of hers to hide in a friggin dead end! (yes there were walls in the school)

There we were with only half our head showing outside the water, and looking from a really low angle at the truck, it was just a matter of time till they came out and found us, realizing there was just no way we could hide safely, I whispered it was better if we moved a little farther and ran as quickly as we could, and just hope they weren´t carrying firearms.

We started moving away from the truck, and decided to go outside on the count to three, it was gonna be a long way towards the entrance, I told her I´d go first and to stay just right behind me. On the count to 3...  I quickly splashed out of the water and the criminals started shouting, "get the guns!" by that time I realized I was fucked up, I gave a couple of steps and realized the girl just froze in fear in the river, I was nodding in hopelessness and went back for her. Of course it was too late, the dudes had their guns ready and started shooting at us. I woke up after that...

FISSION MAILED!

Last edited by Kaluroth (10.12.2009 8:42:40 pm)

Kaluroth wrote:

I usually forget about the dreams I have right after waking up, but today´s I can remember quite well, it was about cats and it was very suspenseful:

It was me in the little rural town where some uncles of mine live, I was just wandering in the streets when I found a very peculiar cat, it was orange with white belly, round head and blunt ears, I´d say it was pedigree, overall it looked kinda like a real life garfield, it was not obese or anything though. I carried it, and my cousin (who appeared out of nowhere) told me to go find its owner, so we kept on walking till we reached the street´s dead end marked by a chain link fence. We saw like 4 more of those cats on our way there.

We could hear meowing on the last wooden house which was next to the fence, so we assumed the owner lived there, we knocked the gate (which was made of steel, weird!) but no one answered, I slided the gate open and found out there were like four "stables" with lots of those orange cats in them of all sizes. I let go of the cat by then, I had the feeling these guys were doing something illegal by farming those cats, next I know a huge truck with polarized windows parked on the other side of the fence.

The guys who came out of the car looked like dealers. My cousin went running like a bullet, I just stood there paralyzed, turned away slowly and started walking as if nothing happened, seemed like some cats were finding a way out of there, because of the ones I found roaming in the street.  I had a feeling that the truck was following me so I started running.

It was dusk by then, I wanted to lose them by going to my uncle´s house and hide in there, but was afraid that some of the streets dead ended, I saw a girl about my age and asked for directions I also told her I was being followed. She told me to follow her and went into some elementary school, there was no gate, we crossed the courtyard and at the end there was a little river and  bridge that lead to the main building. She dropped into the river and told me to hide in there.

So I did, it was not deep at all nor flowing, unfortunately the truck quickly showed up and the stupid cat started to freak out because of the water, the girl was desperately telling me to let it go, cause they´ll find us, of course that was uncalled for. I let the cat go and was afraid it revealed our hiding place, the truck parked right in front of where we were. I was feeling guilty for involving the girl but I didn´t really asked her to help me and it was a really dumb idea of hers to hide in a friggin dead end! (yes there were walls in the school)

There we were with only half our head showing outside the water, and looking from a really low angle at the truck, it was just a matter of time till they came out and found us, realizing there was just no way we could hide safely, I whispered it was better if we moved a little farther and ran as quickly as we could, and just hope they weren´t carrying firearms.

We started moving away from the truck, and decided to go outside on the count to three, it was gonna be a long way towards the entrance, I told her I´d go first and to stay just right behind me. On the count to 3...  I quickly splashed out of the water and the criminals started shouting, "get the guns!" by that time I realized I was fucked up, I gave a couple of steps and realized the girl just froze in fear in the river, I was nodding in hopelessness and went back for her. Of course it was too late, the dudes had their guns ready and started shooting at us. I woke up after that...

FISSION MAILED!

Yikes.

I did love this part, however...

Kaluroth wrote:

I started quickening my pace and snatched one of those cats on the way, hoping to make profit out of it (I know, I´m a greedy bastard XD).

XD

Okay, most WTF-inducing dream ever: I was in a house in the woods. I'd ordered a pizza a while ago, and - of course - I eventually hear my doorbell ring. I go outside to look for the pizza delivery guy near the entrance of the woods. Instead, I see a co-worker pointing a gun at me. I try to get out of the way, and the bastard shoots me in the neck! Needless to say, I immediately woke up, because I felt it. Ugh. XD

Primus_Ultimas wrote:

I have tried to talk to people about my problems and a couple time I have sought "professional" help, but nobody ever seems to take me seriously.

Oh, I feel your pain. In high school, I had the unique ability to foresmell vomiting. I'd smell vomit in the air, and someone I knew would throw up later that day. I did this on several different occasions for various members of my family, even my dog. I somehow lost the ability, and I don't miss it at all. I hated knowing when someone was gonna throw up. I'd just say, "I smell vomit," and everyone would get freaked out.

Del Duio wrote:

I like the ones where you're in your house, and in the dream it IS your house, but it's like a huge mansion or someplace way better than your real house.

Yeah, I get those too.  Prolly about once a month or so.

Wow...have you ever had a dream that was so unquestionably weird, but it was complex to the point where you just couldn't fully absorb and remember everything? I have no idea what "inspired" this particular dream, as I can't think of anything in recent memory with similar content or imagery. Furthermore, the only thing that I did last night that was even remotely out of the ordinary was that I unintentionally spent a lot of time reading about the meaning of random words on the AskOxford Web site (because it was all so interesting - haha).

Basically, in the dream, I was at this girl's place. I seem to vaguely recall her being afraid of her ex-boyfriend, as well as the fact that he'd just been there a short time ago. (I'm taking minutes.) While standing at the kitchen sink, I look into an empty glass and see something carved into the inside of it. I believe that it was carved in there by her ex-boyfriend, and it was some sort of threat toward her, although I can't remember the exact wording. In either case, I then have a vision of sorts that involves seeing her face looking angelic and subtitled Good. (Soon.), while seeing another person's face being tinted to look somewhat reddish to look like a devil, with horns sprouting from his (maybe the ex-boyfriend or myself - and I only think that it *could* be myself because of what happens a little later) forehead, albeit as though it was drawn in real-time by a calligrapher and subtitled Bad. (Soon.).

At some point, I mention to her that the reason that I'd just been standing at the sink for so long was because of what I'd seen inside the cup. She looks into the cup, apparently seeing the same thing that I did, getting understandably freaked out. I can't recall what transpired immediately after that, but I seem to recall us standing on the other side of the room at some point and facing each other, with another girl between us. As I looked into the first girl's face this time, I saw a vision similar to before, but I, myself, started to feel strange, and I believe that I started growing fangs...or maybe all of my teeth in general were becoming fangs. I then saw an image of myself looking angelic and subtitled Good. (Soon.), then I looked at her face and saw her tinted to look reddish as a devil would, with horns sprouting out of her forehead as in the previous vision, subtitled Bad. (Soon.). Needless to say, that freaked me out to the point of waking up.

Thoughts? XD